He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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