Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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