dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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