what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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