Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Randomize
