I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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