Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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