North Korea, Best Korea!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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