We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Is this like a preordered booty call?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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