Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
zippers are such a cool invention
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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