I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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