I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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