So drunk its hurt
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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