we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Randomize
