she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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