How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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