man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
why is half of my head shaved?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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