covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I see more hoeing in ur future
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