We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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