Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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