I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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