Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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