Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I think I won the penis lottery.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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