bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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