my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
either way he was missing a nipple.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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