Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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