This girl is more easily done than said...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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