Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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