But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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