I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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