his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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