my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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