so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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