My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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