who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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