In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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