i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Randomize
