They should really pass out barf bags in church
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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