please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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