Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
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