She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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