I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
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