yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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