somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I think people are normalizing furries
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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