we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I am mentally ready for anal.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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