Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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