I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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