He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Randomize