I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
This is the high leading the old right now
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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