Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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