you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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