why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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