I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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