My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Randomize
