yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
do nipples grow back?
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