No stitches, just platelets and will power
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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