It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize
